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poopy!

poopy!

bestbian helping bestbian!

bestbian helping bestbian!

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txtsfrmlstnght:

(+44): So what’s the moral of this story? Aside from ‘lesbians hold grudges’?

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txtsfrmlstnght:

(336): 16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i’m gay

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fmylife:

Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded “it’s about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!” I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML

happy birthday jenn!

happy birthday jenn!

because of you

2 straight people! can you guess who?

2 straight people! can you guess who?

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  • tin: i hate timing!
  • tin: it's so hard to get it right
  • char: mhmm i know
  • char: *sigh
  • char: if i had a special power i'd control time hahaha
  • tin: hahaha yeah wouldn't we all
  • char: next to see thru womens clothing
  • tin: HAHAHA
  • char: not
  • tin: mm yeah i'd pass on that
  • tin: some people look better with clothes on
  • char: hahahahahahhaha
  • char: *see thru hot womens clothes

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txtsfrmlstnght:

(650): you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
(1-650): noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!

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thingsthatexciteme:
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that’s wifey

thingsthatexciteme:

Photo by Giugno Agosto

that’s wifey

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